There is only two more months before the start of the TDA, and we still have tons of things to do. Shop, organize, pack, train…not to mention panic, fret, pace and spend yet another anxiety-filled sleepless night staring at the ceiling. BTW, for future TDAers, getting up during one of these sleepless anxiety-filled nights and endlessly making and remaking lists really only makes you feel better temporarily.
The pressure is on now. Luckily we have devised a brilliant plan, if we do say so ourselves: An endless stream of Red Bull, injected intravenously of course to save time. This will be supplemented with quad shot espressos on an “as needed” basis. Coffee just ain’t coffee if it doesn’t give you the shakes after all. Sleeping is for sissies anyway.
All we wanted to do was go on a little bike ride…who knew it would be this complicated.
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