Cycling The Road Less Travelled

At the end of the tour, there is a formal awards ceremony for the racers. Tonight, the night before we cross the finish line, they handed out the “Silly Awards”. Awards like “Most Improved Character”, “Biggest Drama Queen” and “Best Legs”. I figured I was a shoe in when Duncan announced the category: “Person With The Most Bad Hair Days”. Here I was ready to accept my prize when they called out someone else’s name. (Name omitted on the off chance that the winner does not hold this position in as high regard as I do). Can you believe it?!! May I present to you exhibits A, B and let’s not forget C. Clearly, I have been cheated. Robbed!! Stripped of my identity!! As long as I can remember I’ve always been the “Person With the Most Bad Hair Days”. Now who am I?!!!…just a “Person With A Significant Amount Of Bad Hair Days”! Guh…where’s the glory in that? I demand a recount! Sigh…I suppose I should be happy they gave me the prize for “Best Laugh”. That was nice…but I’m still really, really mad.