I knew this was going to be a problem, I even predicted it back in November. After months of cycling all day and eating as much as I wanted, I have lost all concept of “normal portions” of food. For instance, Spiros insists I should be limiting myself to 3 desserts a day… I don’t know whether or not to believe him, mind you. That just sounds too drastic and I’m not interested in any one of those crazy starvation-type diets. Those things are just plain unhealthy. Anyway, something needs to be done quick because I am gaining weight at record speed.
I’ve been giving it some thought and I’ve come to the conclusion that “fat” is really a relative term. I then started to think about how Spiros and I are always together…one standing next to the other. Do you see where I’m going with this? Don’t tell him…but I figure that if I could just fatten him up real good, I’ll look a lot thinner. Okay, it’s a little devious I know but you have to admit its genius…a groundbreaking approach really. The problem is…I think he’s on to me damn it. He’s keep saying things like “Stop putting butter in my cereal” and “I’m on to you”. Unfortunately, it looks like I may have to resort to plan B: photoshop. Spiros will just have to photoshop 20 or so pounds off of me in the pictures…umm…err …again. Sigh…thank goodness for photoshop…and chocolate.
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