Have you spent years and tons of money on the latest diet fads? Are you still struggling to drop that extra baggage, to loose that potbelly or double chin? Do you dream of loosing 10 pounds in 3 days?
Well, Spiros and Maria of Cycling the Road Less Travelled have done just that. What’s their secret to dropping pounds and inches in mere days? It’s a complex and sophisticated combination of projectile vomiting, profuse sweating and diarrhea brought on by a bad egg and tuna sandwich.
Now you too can be as successful***. Simply send in a cheque for $25.00 $19.99 to Cycling the Road Less Travelled and they will send you the exact coordinates of where to purchase said egg and tuna sandwich. What an amazing deal! But wait…there’s more!! If you act now, they will send you not one, not two, but three wallet size before and after photos of Maria and Spiros. Hurry, this is a special limited time offer!!!!!!!!
A bad egg and tuna sandwich…faster then dieting, less expensive then plastic surgery, more effective then cycling 17,000km!!!
*** 80% of the weight loss is plain water and will reappear just as soon as you can eat solids again, but until then you’ll look trim and fabulous…despite that greenish hue.
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December 26th, 2008 at 6:54 am
I might as well send you the cheque
I’m afraid I’ll end up obese by the end of the year. A year+ of travelling and I can report 8kg gain. I should buy an egg and tuna sandwich now and enjoy it after the holiday season.
I’ve now heard so many surprised “You look so good!” exclamations since I returned from the Middle East. It’s still not clear to me what people expected - maybe I should have returned pale, begging and limping
I should have come to Tunisia to meet their expectations. See, this is what happens if you’re not up to date with the latest information on travelling
December 30th, 2008 at 1:50 am
8kg? That’s nothing. I’ve been known to put that on in one meal!
I’m sure you look awesome.